Monday, October 29, 2007

squirrels in a basket chicken in a box

hit wide, hit hard, superman that roll!

gross!!! mutilated ooooo

savage grin, blood running

moldy

"what are you doing?" (it would be embarrassing)

ninja turtles.

Jim, paternal booming voice, trying to maintain order.

chicken trunk

chicken house

no problem---- add a riddle

i don't know them

hit the chicken with a broom/hit the chicken with a wooden spoon.

purple house!

we don't have any real ideas, these are real ideas.

eat shit gene tacey

lil bowwow

dancing

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Jenifer

Blood sucking crows, screw driving into old man faces death
Ben covered his face with his arm to shield himself from the terror.
Meave's scratchy grabbing trying to dig the scariness out
Than laughs at his own fright.
We hope this girl Jenifer is hot, she has a supple body supposedly.
Emily and Jesslyn joined the sardine squished couch to partake in the...DAMMIT I MISSED THE SCARY PART!!!
EVeryone screamed and I had to press play. That's ok. She only had a cleft lip.
No money for medical care.
Gotta go collect material for nightmaring later.

End Live AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

house meeting

Live Blog:

We are all here, discussing bills. The summer residents owe a lot of money.

We all owe money. the details are boring.

It smells awful still from Benny's recent run-in with the skunk.

Duct tape barriers will always be breached.

This blogpost sucks.

-End Liveblog

SHIT

SECOND SKUNK SPRAYING THIS MONTH!!!

Benny!

(horse radish and somebodies asshole!)

Big Night for Us

Price thinks he put his foot in it this morning. But we all agree it could have been worse in many ways. It also could have been funnier.

Jesslyn is having a cold one.

We still have no hot water, so I shit shower shave sauna at Hampshire.

Ben knows the inside scoop on Hampshire power struggles, and may have dried little dead sperm.

Kristen really loves the idea of scooping up dead squirrels.

Doesn't anyone want a sweet ol' cat?


Imp.Life.Pog.

Tuesday, October 23, 2007

cold water hot kitchen

Dubin is sleeping on the couch having doggy dreams or nightmares.
I thought we were going to watch another scary movie tonight so I came on home and nobody but the dogs were around so instead of being incontinent from fear, I ate some of the stir fry on the stove top.

Than spilled my pumpkin remains today, or it fell all over Than rather, because I tried to balance it on a pepper in the fridge. Jesslyn went on a date tonight, I'm wondering how it went. I don't see Price, Jim or Ben enough. Come home and eat dinner.
Pumpkin cookies will be made tomorrow, or the next day.
Does that make you want to come home?

Let's watch a movie again. How about 'Dead Man'? Or 'American Graffitti'?

I think we should invest in a hammock for the back porch and perhaps a waffle maker from free cycle?
End. Live Blob.

Monday, October 22, 2007

Liveblog:

I am so scared right now.

Also scared: Than, Kristin, Jesslyn, Maeve


End Liveblog

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Liveblog #3

Tonight we had a show. Josh is passed out in my bed. He threw Than's knife into the woods, but we found it. Daniel and David and Zeke are sleeping in the living room.

Than stepped on a needle. It hurt.

I am sitting on a chair. Zeke is playing with a leash. Everyone is drunk to varying degrees. I can hear Kristen through her non-wall. Than is going to go to bed.

i am tired and don't want to be awake and blogging, but i don't have a bed.

We are discussing getting homefries from a diner at 8 in the morning.

I must search for a place to lie down.

End Blog

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Liveblog #2

Jim and I have returned from Hampshire. We failed in our attempt to play basketball. The coach locked all the balls in his office. We played wiffle ball and tossed the frisbee.

And then something wonderful happened. We enter to a very clean home and fresh cookies. Jesslyn wins best housemate award hands down.

Than is in Providence.

Jim is in the recliner eating milik and cookies. Benny is giving him wistful looks. His eyes are getting better after a nasty infection. He's looking at me now, like he knows I'm writing about him.

Conversation: Benny is itchy because he has sensitive skin and the cold affects it.

End Liveblog

Sunday, October 14, 2007

The Purple House: Live Blog1

Listening to Destroyer. Jim sits in the recliner tapping the djemba. Than is on the floow shoeing himself before going to homework. Jesslyn is in the kitchen. Ben is blogging on the sofa.

Dubin looking at Than, also on the floor.

Discussion: how often does dubin go out?
Dubin wants food. Than prepares food.

Jim: Can dogs eat avocados. still drumming idly. Answer: it's up for debate.

Jim has wandered off.

End liveblog 1.